Mein Gott haben die ein Ding an der Waffel

Und der Schwachsinn wird durchgehen weil die hirntoten Marvelzombies den Dreck kaufen egal wie hirnrissig es ist.
Aber geil wie er erstmal erklärt das er ja sonst auf seinen Schreibstil achtet weil er ja ein wenig emotional ist. Und dann kommt....
Fuck that shit.
This comic is steaming cesspool of ass, a catastrophe so colossal in scope and magnitude that it aims to destroy what little is left of its fanbase. How could Marvel demean itself by producing such a steaming pile of shit? You would think that after two and a half years, Quesada and Co. would have managed to come up with a decent scenario for such a significant occurrence in Spider-Man history instead of the bubbling turd they blew out of their asses and splattered onto the pages of this issue. I can almost imagine Quesada looking at his computer screen with his squinty eyes and getting that smug smirk on his face, pleased with the latest of his insults to the very fanbase that supports his organization.
Make no mistake, this is a direct insult to fans of the marriage – no, fuck that, fans of The Amazing Spider-Man itself. And I mean FANS – not the groveling sycophants that continue to dig their heads into the sand and pretend that nothing is wrong, not the ones that try to curry the favor of their gods on message boards by sucking up to them and singing the praises of shit like this issue. Honest-to-goodness, lifelong, real Spider-Man fans shouldn’t have to stand for this. At this moment of time in Spider-Man history, everything is wrong!
I want you to get up right now, sit up, go to your windows, open them and stick your head out and yell: “I’m as mad as hell and I’m not going to take this anymore!” Things have got to change. But first, you’ve gotta get mad! You’ve got to say, “I’m as mad as hell, and I’m not going to take this anymore!” Then we’ll figure out what to do about the retcons and the price increases and the shitty writing. But first get up out of your chairs, open the window, stick your head out, and yell, and say it: “I’M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I’M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!”
The Bottom Line
This is an insult I’m not going to stand for. 0 out of 5 webheads.
Ich mag ihn!